Vendor Chronicles
Vendor Chronicles: You Won’t Believe What We’ve Seen…
What happens when two entrepreneurs stop filtering themselves?
You get Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger—raw, uncut, and unapologetically real.
This isn’t your polished, scripted podcast.
This is the hustle for real.
From wild vendor stories to life lessons they had to learn the hard way, nothing is off-limits—money, relationships, failures, success, and the moments that make you say, “ain’t no way that just happened.”
Some stories will make you laugh.
Some will make you think.
Some might even piss you off.
But one thing’s guaranteed… you won’t forget it.
Welcome to Vendor Chronicles—
where the truth is stranger than fiction,
the hustle don’t stop,
and every episode hits different.
Tap in… if you can handle it.
Episodes
87 episodes
Infinite thought variations part two
Here it is folks, the infamous PART TWO!! Q the Messenger gives a rare "peek behind the curtain" as the man behind the legend makes a brief appearance to set the record straight. But don't let the soft start fool you: Q the Messenger quic...
Infinite thought variations
This thoughtful episode is full of controversial conversations, exceptional exchanges and deep discussion, with a twist at the end. Don't miss this ground breaking episode, Let's Gooooo!!
Playa Haters Ball!
This time around the Vendor Chronicles team has one goal: to make you think from a different perspective. First, Q the Messenger wins an argument about pick up lines with the truism that everyone wants to laugh. Shane the Brain explains the dif...
Apply some hard work to that easy!!
Come along for the ride as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain discuss topics like the brutality of Christopher Columbus, the origins of the universe and Charlie Sheen's drug use. Shane the Brain points out curse words in famous songs, Q the Me...
Don't twerk on me
The Binary Brethren are at it again!! Shane the Brain starts the insanity by claiming that twerking isn't dancing, but admits to liking Miley Cyrus' music. Q the Messenger takes a solid stance against war, and a solid stance for voter ID. After...
You can't say Bullshit to a judge!
From Seinfeld lines to alien visitations, the stage is set for another amazing episode of Vendor Chronicles! Shane the Brain's son graces the show with its first ever call in, which sparks a conversation about family standards and leads Shane t...
The beast with two backs is in the playland!
Straighten your spine and open your mind because this trip will give you more twists than a crackhead loctition!! First Q the Messenger claims money solves all problems, Shane the Brain counters and all hell breaks loose from there! From sports...
The Zima code
Brace yourself for this one! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger debate so many different topics that you're bound to find one that pisses you off! Whether it's where to take a first date, who gets the inheritance, exercise and physical fitness...
The citizens of Vendor Chronicles are in for a hell of an episode!
This episode lives up to its name! Q the Messenger jumps right onto the dance floor with a human centipede reference, the story about how "I almost turned into a N-word today" and then stating emphatically "Im the darkest white man you know"!!!...
You have to wade through the color to get to the character.
This episode is packed so tight you'll have to hold your breath to get through it! From Willie Nelson to Ralphie May or Single Barrel Jack to the problem with "Boomers", you'll laugh till it hurts. Need an economics lesson? Take notes as Shane ...
Shoot your shot!
This episode focuses on... well, just rambling! Listen in as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain go from the Beastie Boys to mulligans, and take more than one side street to get there. Steel yourself for a classic Shane the Brain rant knowing t...
"Vulcanization and the taste of hose water", or "One man and a long bed"
This week Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain enjoy a conversation with D.J. and the chemistry is obvious from the beginning and just gets funnier. From street confrontations, ghosts, Tiger Woods and psychedelics you're sure to get a laugh some...
The hood of the car!
This installmen is just what you ezpect feom Vendor Chronicles: good friends and good conversation with a few laughs and maybe even some words of wisdom. Enjoy!
Peace in the Valley
This episode starts with a plane crash: need we say more? Tonight's dialog is all about finding peace in it's many forms. Self reliance, poetry, automotive repair and relationships are some of the topics bandied back and forth, with...
Special guest Ursula!!
Vendor Chronicles is back after a short hiatus! Join Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain as they welcome a new friend, Ursula the Loctician! The conversation gets "Real Deep Real Fast" as this opinionated trio has the conversations few ar...
Were all NAKED now!!
Metaphorically at least! Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger sit down for an honest, reflective dialog. If it sounds like two friends shooting the shit over a drink, well, that's about right! Mix your favorite, sit somewhere quiet and join the ...
Dr Denise Mose
This very special episode finds Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger deep in conversation with Dr. Denise Mose, a Huntsville native and woman of many talents. Educator, author and celebrity correspondent are just a few of the many hats she wears...
The Tangential Triumvirate!
Back to the studio in the first ever second appearance of a guest, the man, the legend, the Sauce Daddy himself, Dyllan Russell! This conversation is never dull; from Montel Jordan through immigration reform, currency manipulation and conspirac...
Uncle Pam Punches a Crackhead
Buckle up as we welcome Nick the UPS guy to our underground lair! A long time friend of the show Nick Moore stopped by and regaled us with stories about "Uncle Pam" and much more. We talk music, cars, pranks and old stories, mixed with serious ...
Vendor Chronicles makes a friend
Introducing Charlie Miles! A young artist from ATL finds himself on a mission of kindness in Huntsville Al. One Tuesday evening our young hero finds himself downtown in the iconic Voodoo Lounge when who walks in but Q The Messenger! Fresh from ...
Time to move on
Out with the old, in with the new! Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain are ready to go, from Florida adventures to birthday steaks to the true meaning (or lack thereof) of christmas, the energy is all about looking forward. Catch up and let's g...
Don't leave money on the table!
Sit back and relax with your favorite beverage as we talk about Q the Messenger's Florida adventures; from seeing bigfoot, drunk guys on the street and Q the Messenge missing with a cop. Again. Whether it's birthday steaks, reminiscing on last ...
You could be 500 pounds and nekkid!
In this end of the year introspective, Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger engage in a discussion of current cultural trends, adding their unique perspective to topics like responsibility, bullying, therians, cocaine and outdated skills. This l...
My bullshit has matured
This episode was recorded just before Christmas, but it will be worth the wait because the conversation goes more places than Santa Claus buying mushrooms!! Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh as Shane the Brain and Q the Messenger follow e...