Vendor Chronicles
Vendor Chronicles: Hustle, Truth, and a Whole Lot of WTF
Get ready for unfiltered, no-holds-barred conversations with Shane the Brain and Q the Messager, two entrepreneurs who’ve seen it all, done the grind, and lived to tell the wildest stories. From the hustle of vending to the absurdity of everyday life, they break down the struggles, successes, and straight-up bizarre moments that have shaped their perspectives.
Nothing is off-limits—entrepreneurship, life lessons, raw truths, and the kind of conversations that’ll have you laughing, thinking, and questioning reality.
Welcome to Vendor Chronicles, where the hustle never stops, the truth is stranger than fiction, and the stories are too crazy to make up. Buckle up—it’s about to get real.
Episodes
26 episodes
WHITE MAN , BLACK MAN
In this episode, Q the Messager shares a hilarious yet eye-opening moment when an old church lady, Betty Smith, scolded him on TikTok for cursing in a freestyle video. Meanwhile, Shane the Brain dives into the etymology of "fanny" and "fuck," a...
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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25:01
Terminal velocity of a turd
In this episode, Q the Messenger relives a traumatic cat-related memory after diving into the origins of "there’s more than one way to skin a cat." Shane the Brain goes off on a tangent of "P" words, breaks down the terminal velocity of a turd,...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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31:40
Pretty fly for a white guy
In this episode, Q the Messenger’s daughter, Leilani, joins the conversation to school Shane the Brain on modern slang, breaking down the true meaning of "riz." Shane takes the lesson and runs with it, using "twin," "rari," and "riz" in a sente...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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48:50
Growing in front of people!
The first real snowfall of the year brings snowman carcasses to the streets, setting the tone for a conversation that’s as unpredictable as the weather. Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox drop some unexpected facts about Omaha, Nebraska, ...
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1:11:15
Money for nothing and chicks for free
In this lively and unpredictable episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox explore the nuances between "finna" and "fixing" while finally tapping into the bottle of Woodford Reserve gifted by Dylan Russell of Sauce Daddy during his guep...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:26:18
Can we say "cracker" ? ( This could be a tense conversation )
In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover a wild range of topics, from Tina Turner insuring her legendary legs to Ike Turner’s infamous "pimp hand." Things take a serious turn as Shane shares a shockin...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:11:07
Persevere or Disappear
In this special Veterans Day episode, we honor and give thanks to all the brave men and women who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future. Q the Messenger reflects on attending a Veterans Day assembly at his daughter's school—a p...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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1:03:24
The New Generation
In the Season 3 premiere, Shane the Brain breaks down the world of firearms, from calibers to Dirty Harry and sagging pistols, while Q the Messenger reminisces about firing his first gun—a nickel-plated, pearl-handled .38 special. The discussio...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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1:07:40
Special Guest Jordan Founder of Leaves of Eden CBD
In this episode, we sit down with Jordan, the Founder of Leaves of Eden CBD, as she takes us through her journey from teaching and coaching gymnastics to building her successful CBD business with her boyfriend, Tom. Jordan shares insights into ...
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1:10:21
Special guest Ase Selah "from the streets to the canvas"
In this "guepisode" (a clever term coined by Shane the Brain Knox), we sit down with Huntsville’s renowned artist, Ase Selah, to explore his inspiring journey. Growing up on the rough streets of Connecticut, Ase found refuge in art, joining the...
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1:26:13
You might want to skip this episode.
In this unpredictable and wildly entertaining episode, Q the Messenger reflects on the birth of his son, Ezra, and shares a hilarious story about drinking breast milk in Las Vegas. Shane the Brain recounts his time at a vendor event in Atlanta,...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:18:16
Champagne Shots
"In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, the crew ventures to a cigar bar, only to find themselves in a strange encounter where the truth proved stranger than fiction. Shane the Brain dives deep into the concept of two things being true depending...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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1:26:20
The Origin of Knox Handmade Toys
Bringin fresh insights and lively conversation to Vendor Chronicles. Shane impresses with his use of the word ‘indelible,’ gives a shoutout to Miley Cyrus for bringing twerking to the mainstream, and recites Robert Frost’s iconic poem 'Fi...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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1:14:09
Special Guest Dylan Russell owner of Sauce Daddy!
"In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox sit down with Dylan Russell, founder and owner of Sauce Daddy. Dylan shares his journey into the sauce business, his experiences training in MMA, and a hilarious st...
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1:11:56
Resuscitation for your thought process
"In this episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into unforgettable stories and musical moments. We talk about a pimp named Slickback, and Shane attending a wedding with his beautiful family in a turtleneck. Q gives his rendition...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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1:12:29
"We don't have to eat the chitlins no more"
"Shane was on fire in this episode as he and Q the Messenger agree to step out of their comfort zones and try an open mic comedy show. They dive into hilarious and thought-provoking topics, including Dave Chappelle’s skit about the blind Black ...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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1:23:56
Black don't crack
"In this thought-stimulating, transparent, and truthful episode, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into everything from a coworker named Blister to a farmer 'outstanding in their field.' We share stories of drinking ice wine near Ni...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:03:04
"A Woke Chicken"
"Season 2 kicks off with a bang as Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox dive into a wild mix of topics, tackling the taboo of discussing politics and religion, and even debating whether the earth is flat or round. What if God is an alien? W...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:02:16
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Special Guest " Lindsey Pattilo-Keane "
Today on Vendor Chronicles, we have a truly remarkable guest—Lindsey Pattillo-Keane, the first Executive Director of the MidCity District Association. Lindsey is a proud Huntsville native who brings a wealth of experience and passion to her rol...
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Season 1
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Episode 101
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43:53
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We can't be friends anymore
"Ready for the wildest ride yet? In this episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox break down the roots of early rap music, debate whether you should settle for low expectations or dream big, and spill the ...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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1:02:17
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A case of Budweiser and a bottle of Jack
"In this unapologetically raw episode of Vendor Chronicles, Q the Messenger and Shane the Brain Knox cover it all—from Tony Hawk and Simone Biles to Egg Beater Jesus, and even Buc-ee’s famous beef jerky. We swap wild stories about bugs...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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1:07:52
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